Pick your guardian
The full cast
Every character answers your calls in their own voice, with their own kind of funny. Start with a signature family or bring in a wildcard. You can swap them any time.
The Polite Butler
Impeccably courteous. Wastes a scammer's whole afternoon and never once raises his voice.
Reginald
The original
Winston
Old money
Arjun
Unflappable
Kenji
Precise
Marcus
Warm
Henri
Continental
The No-Nonsense Bodyguard
Zero patience for a pitch. Scammers hang up first.
Roxy
The original
Nia
Ice cold
Marisol
Sharp
Yuna
Relentless
Amira
Commanding
Sloane
All business
The Valley Girl
Sweet as can be, and somehow the scammer is now the one being interviewed.
Trixie
The original
Brittany
Bubbly
Zaria
Chatty
Minji
Cheerful
Bianca
Endlessly curious
The wildcards
When you want the spammer to have a truly memorable afternoon.
Grandma Betty
Sweet but relentless
Frank
The sarcastic uncle
Tex
The cowboy
Merlin
The wizard
Kai
The stealth expert
Judge Honor
The judge
Professor Max
The professor
Zorp
The alien
Pirate Pete
The pirate
Marlowe
The detective
Patricia from HR
By the book
Pixel
The gamer
Found your favorite?
The three signature originals are free. Premium unlocks the whole cast, extra voices, and Spam Theater recordings.
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